Here I explain in humorous form why I do not like the democracy, what it lacks in order to be good enough for intelligent people. The subsections are more than a dozen, some ideas repeat themselves, but in this way the things are better explained, I have shown different facets of this misunderstood social phenomenon. Because it looks good from afar, but in its essence is just a beautiful lie. Keywords: democracy, drawbacks, propositions, serious reading, humorous form, popularly, funny, unorthodox, in many languages